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Malthe is a sentient gingerbread house forced to serve a witch, who ate his demon body, locked his soul up for eternity, and then had the audacity to die without an out clause. He's on a mission to find a new witch to solve his problems, but the one he picks turns his world upside-down.

Vera was slated for the noose, but an unexpected savior thwarts her certain death. She's made a bargain that's got her trapped inside a talking gingerbread house. To set them both free, she must conjure all her magic, evade monsters and angry townspeople, and try not to fall in love with the demon in the walls.

Sounds easy, right?

In this super hot, very spicy, Holiday, sentient object romance, you'll find: Good Girl Gone Bad, Exotic Use of Candy, He Talks Her Through It, and One House Many Peens.